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A movie about pants! In case you’re just joining this blog go here. Wow. I also talk about this movie a lot. It’s my second favourite movie idea – behind the chip truck movie.
My Brother took some pictures over the long weekend. Here are the best two.

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I went jogging this morning. I’m planning to do it every morning.
Here’s a secret. I hide staples on the window sill in the computer lab in Stirling. It’s a pretty good system because there’s a stapler in the room (it’s attached to an I-beam), but it’s always empty. Only a few people know, consider yourself [...]

It’s true.
I thought I might have had allergies, so I tried taking some claritin. The claritin didn’t do anything for me, but the cold medicine I took did. So I guess I just had a cold. That’s boring.

Hello, I’m in engineering school. This post is all about engineering.
Saturday night was the Engineering Society’s Awards Banquet. It was held at the University Club where I can only assume that professors drink scotch all day.
I was there, bearing a striking resemblance to Jerry Seinfeld. I was in attendance because of my involvement with Golden [...]

I stole a pen from the AGM last night. They won’t ever see my $71 and they also won’t ever see their pen.
Keisha! I saw Keisha on Wednesday. She was nice to me at first, then she was all mean and stuff and bit my arm so I left.
Sometimes I wear a baseball hat. I [...]

Not much new to report.
I went to the AGM and someone came up to me and asked that we not do the Fake Journal during March break because lots of high school students are visiting and it makes it hard for tour guides. I told her that that made it even better this year.

Growing a beard is a lot like a chess game; you have to plan at least five turns ahead of each move.
In truth, I’m ata a loss for what to blog about. But something needs to keep this comment farm churning out comments. Right?
In conclusion, the internet was updated yesterday, and this is the best [...]