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Looking for work is frustrating.
I’m thinking of applying for a job picking and selling corn.
Here are the pros and cons.
PRO: It’s temporary outside work.
CON: It probably doesn’t pay well.
PRO: I might meet babes.
CON: If I don’t land the job I would feel pretty crushed.
PRO: I really like corn.

I got an extreme book from the library.
It’s a five day loan, but it costs five dollars a day if it’s late!
No time for blogging, gotta go do some extreme reading.

I’m never sure what this blog is for. Partly it’s to keep the reader (you) up to date with the latest Richard Kelland Info. I feel as if I’ve been doing a poor job of that lately. In this post I try to remedy that.
For the month of May I was in Europe, for the [...]

Here’s an idea for a viral video. Take a movie; for example, Constantine, and cut a new trailer for it so that it makes the movie look like a romantic comedy. I think it’d be easy. All you need to do is pick a few key scenes, have a sassy voiceover, put in that [...]

I came up with an awesome idea for a sitcom today. My brother helped too, but he didn’t know it was going to be a TV show at the time, and I’m not sure that he wants credit for this, so I’m taking all the credit.
So here’s the plot, there’s a department in a huge [...]

I just watched a movie trailer with the Tom Petty song “Learning to Fly” and I was about to write a long and scathing entry about how there should be an online database of music used in movie trailers on the internet. Then I found this. It’s pretty much exactly what I was looking for. [...]

It’s a way for supermarkets to retain customers. You would have to register and give the supermarket some information like how many people you shop for and any special dietary requirements you have. So then when you go to the checkout it would tell you things like “WARNING!: THIS ITEM CONTAINS PEANUTS!”. Also at the [...]