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Start by chopping some onions and fry them in a pan with some olive oil. Then take five of the best tomatoes that you’ve been growing on your balcony. You will know that they are the best ones because you have been carefully monitoring their progress all summer. Chop them up and add them to [...]

I have a great idea for a video game called Surf Guitar. It combines the Wii fit and Guitar Hero into a single video game. In the game you have to surf and play guitar at the same time. The only songs available would be Wipeout, or anything by the Beach Boys.
It’d be great if [...]

I have a bruise on my foot, right on the knuckle above my baby toe. It’s there because a girl stepped on it…with cleats. We were playing soccer. I’m pretty sure she didn’t do it on purpose, there was lots of running involved.
I recently checked out two books from the library. One of them is [...]

Okay, Here is my concept for a television series. You make a normal seeming TV drama about a group of people doing things… like Heroes, or Jericho, and it builds up to the main characters having to go up against a group of evildoers in a big blockbuster season finale. But here’s the crazy thing…the [...]

I found an awesome list of quotes where Batman is lecturing Robin.
Dick: “Gosh, Economics is sure a dull subject.”
Bruce: “Oh, you must be jesting, Dick. Economics dull? The glamour, the romance of commerce… Hmm. It’s the very lifeblood of our country’s society.”
Please instant message me with your favourites so that I can laugh at [...]

Here’s all the stuff I did today;

Ran five kilometers
Listened to “Geek USA” by the Smashing Pumpkins*
Updated my interests on Facebook
Drank a rye & ginger
Looked at high resolution pictures of CERN
ate a vitamin
Added fancy title tags to this blog
ate bacon
ate a ton of pistachios
took two showers

All that on a Tuesday.
*This worked out really well. It was [...]